Monday, January 28, 2013

Girls, Girls, Girls ... and a Richard

I got some good advice today: "Write write write write.... Be you and let the chips fall where they may."

With that said, welcome to Open Letter Day.

Dear Jessica,
Have you told your husband yet? He deserves to know (but he doesn't deserve to find out the way I did). You are why women are called the C word.
Sincerely,
The Girlfriend Whose Bed You Fucked Him In

Dear Jessie (not to be confused with Jessica...),
He's a serial cheater. If you don't believe me, ask Jessica. (PS, your picture is not in his office because that's where he fucks them.)
Sincerely,
Someone Smarter Than You

Dear Leslie,
Just one question: Is my ex-husband all moved in and comfortable?
Sincerely,
Your Baby Sister

Dear Women,
Have you not heard of The Sisterhood? WTH? 
Sincerely,
An Ex Member

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